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História Gnome - Capítulo 1


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Capítulo 1 - Gnome


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Dr. Eggman : I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out...

Little Girl : Mommy?

Dr. Eggman : -and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

[Eggman makes explosion noises as the Eclipse Cannon is revealed] 

Dr. Eggman : That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!

[the rest of the dubbers are dying with laughter] 

Dr. Eggman : He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth!

[the Eclipse Cannon fires] 

Dr. Eggman : That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOON!

[the laser hits the moon] 

Dr. Eggman : HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

[the dubbers continue to laugh as the camera pans up to a countdown clock on the jumbo-tron] 

Dr. Eggman : You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!


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