Fanfics de Final Fantasy e Final Fantasy VII com Garland com o gênero Comédia sem o gênero Sobrenatural

What if a girl ends up another world? Only to find out that she is an assassin from a castle that is hired to kill someone but is mistaken by an elfen girl to be a princess of that castle that she is an assassin of... But of course she doesn't believe it, that is until her target's twin brother overheard a certain conversation and decides to take matters into his own hands. He kiddnapps the girl and takes her to the very organization that holds the very person who she supposed to kill... Only to get trained by him and put in a predicament... She has to also work with his best friend to kill her target...
This may all sound confusing but it will get clearer on what the Shadow Warriors Organization is all about...
And what this girl's true purpose is...

Basically this is just a funny wacky adventure featuring the final fantasy people! Oh! And also the kingdom hearts peeps as well, cause why the fuck not? Oh! And along with alot of if not all the guys from the yaoi ones! Cause why the hell not? XD But no there isn't going much lemon in here as it just gets really suggestive at times. So think of this a really big collaboration of a big bunch of things. And no these are not one shots just it'll be like the backstreet boys of final one where basically one of the guys or girls gets drunk in here and something really wacky happens. Like really really wacky. Buuuuuutttt seeing as it is also deals with the final fantasy and the kingdom hearts peeps things are also bound to really dark and kinda disturbing really fast so be forwarned on that. But now onto the first chapter where it will feature Kadaj! Yep you heard right! It will actually feature him this time! Just like the- Actually wait no it will actually feature someone else this time! So so sorry about that!
And now onto the action, and adventure and the despair and darkness that awaits! Oh! And don't forget the love drunk! Yes the love drunk and the comedy awaits us as well! So let's get this show on the road!
Bye now!
And as always please enjoy!
Bye!
Ciao!

What happens if almost all soldiers were created for one purpose and one purpose alone? And that is destroy everyone and everything in thier path. While living out normal everyday lives just as regular humans.
But what if something goes horribly wrong and the latest experiment gets infused with wolven dna and ends up going haywire only to be put down a second later by the very ones who created him. And this is experiment X-201. Or better know as Cloud Strife.
Cloud is an sixteen year old experimental android that had to be put down many times. Due to a lot of failures and collapses that happened many times. One was due to dna insurgance that had caused a lot of difficulties during the making process. And one was due to the fact that someone made a very horrible mistake...
And this one was recent...
By infusing his dna with that of a werewolf. And a human.
So now like most androids that we're built in the same laboratory as that of thier fellow soldier, he became one himself. But was the most human of them all.
And the most dangerous.
Especially since he is the very cause of a time warp that just won't go away.
And who does drag along with him?
A young ninteen year old girl who ends up sharing a predestined relationship with.
And ends up becoming her... PET.
Things can't go wrong can it?
Oh yes it can.
Since Cloud is no longer an android...
But a soldier.
A 100% human soldier.
And that means one thing.
Unlike his predesors he can feel.
And boy is he pissed off.

Cloud Strife is hired by a secret organization to hire someone close to him to keep a close watch on Zack's life to make sure the cute little pup doesn't die. And who to do that better than Cloud's and Zack's major crush/best female friend Alex herself, of course.

But there's one problem, she can't fall in love with either one of them.

Easier said than done, especially when Cloud and Zack are already madly in love with the girl, and have been for over ten to eleven years and they are not afraid to show it all... And it's about to get much stronger when they find themselves spending a lot of time together...
But one's thing for certain is that there is no happy ending in this estranged love triangle story of love, life and death...
And most importantly friendship... Especially when Tifa comes into play and decides to get Cloud and Alex together for good...
Oh god... What is a Pulse girl to do?
Well your about to find out now aren't you?

Cloud? Zack? Sephiroth? Are... Any of them... Real? And if so... Then what are these dreams that I keep having of them? And why do thier names plauge my very thoughts? W-what's going on? And what does any of this mean??

These are the questions that end up troubling a young girl who is coming of age... Her dreams often leading to horrendous nightmares or cryptic messages that no matter how many times she thinks about it... She can never seem to wrap her head any of it. Especially the latest dream she has... That leads her to one question that always plauges her the most... Are any of them real? And if not then why does she carry the same last name as three of them? Is she somehow related to these three guys in more ways than one? Or is thier some deeper meaning behind all this...

Maybe... Just maybe the voice she always ends up hearing can help her out. To figure out what exactly all this means and if by any means she has to help them out.

Well... One thing is for sure...
She will NOT get the answers she needs just sitting and lying here doing nothing.
Time do something about it.
And to put an end to these hellish nightmares once and for all.
Or... Is she the nightmare after all?
In the end.
There's only one way to find out: go out and find it for yourself.
But. It won't be easy.
Then again life is never truly that easy... Or... Is it?

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